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Ah, hello, Randolph Lyall here. Sorry to bother everyone, but someone from my own, er, original home universe has just arrived... and I do believe she requires a bit of an introduction. Lady Alexia Maccon, wife to my former pack leader, Victorian-era aristocracy, and preternatural.

[Because he has sensory livestreaming, he's able to send with this a mental image of Alexia, so hey, maybe this will count for her as an introduction to everyone, for her sense of propriety? It's a thought!]

'Preternatural' means, if she touches you and you have supernatural abilities, it is entirely possible she will negate them. I don't know the extent of that ability with people not of our world, but in our world, shapeshifters, vampires, and ghosts are all affected, so a warning seems... well, prudent.

I am entirely positive she will not take offense if you wish not to take her hand, with this knowledge in mind.

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You know. I bet we could bribe her with liminal manipulated food. Like, she's a newbie. She won't be able to do that stuff. But I can. And I'm totally willing to do you a solid in that direction.

I'm down for bribing people with food. [normally bribery is a thing she isn't particularly ok with, but for this?] ...I need to learn how to do that stuff, too.

I can teach you that shit.

[OH WAIT, BUT IF SHE DOES START MELISSA DOWN THE LIMINAL SKILL PATH THEN THEY CAN'T SHUT MELISSA UP IN LIMINAL IF SHE GETS ALL MURDEROUS. SHIT.]

Um. But if I do, we have to make a deal, okay?

[cue suspicion. Melissa is good at suspicion.]

What is it?

No Hunting unless you get my okay. Like, if you can prove to me that you need to kill a bitch, that they're actually being predators on other people and deserve it... then I'll let you. Because fuck knows, sometimes there are supernatural people who are just that awful. Just, there's also some like you and me who're just trying to live our lives and we don't deserve to die just because of the really awful ones.

If I'm not around to give the okay... Armin can. And I'll figure out a couple other people to do it.

[...Melissa doesn't know what the fuck to do with that. She doesn't want to be on a fucking leash. And she still isn't totally convinced she's done anything wrong. But goddamn if what Armin said didn't stick with her a little, and... really. When is it actually going to come up again? She knows killing the Travelers won't work, and that Jaunt has just been the perfect storm of shit she needed to do.]

You do not get to make the call on who gets to tell me what I can and can not do. [but that's not a no to everything else.]

Okay. Then we'll figure out together who else is a good second opinion and make a list of who to run your murder shenanigans by before you go out and do them.

Because that's what I want from you. To talk to other people before you go on a killing spree and listen to them if they tell you it's a bad idea.

You do that and I'll teach you all the liminal bullshit I know.

[Because if we start playing with portals then we won't be able to jail you in liminal anymore.]

[Melissa almost snaps that she could get someone else to teach her... but that's a lie and she knows it.

And really. When is this even going to come up again?]

Fine.

[Eren probably would because he can be kinda dumb and trusting... but now we don't have to worr about that.]

Okay. Cool. Lemme know where you are and I'll come over to start teaching you portals. You got to do them first before you can move on to making shit.

[of course. nothing is ever as simple as she wants it to be.] I'm by the paper tree forest.

Cool. I'll be there soon. Oh hey, you can see the neat bike I got from Claudia!

I'll be here.

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