[Walkabout] So who let Jules learn Summon Traveler?

[comebewe]

Holy fucking SHIT


Fuuuuck fuck fuck I'm going to die oh fuck we don't want to die don't let us die don't let us


[[replies probably won't happen straight away, as they will likely depend on how the thread this is happening in goes]]

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[bypartisan]

Swift? What in the world--?

[No seriously, what's happening?]

Where are you? I'll come as a wolf.

[failgoyle]

But wolves can't climb trees!

[bypartisan]

What the-- Thibault, what are you doing in this conversation? I was talking to Swift.

And I'm coming as a wolf because wolves are faster than me.

[failgoyle]

But he's with me! And kind of freaking out!

[comebewe]

[Matthew doesn't reply for a few minutes. He's kind of distracted. But once Jules manages to get him onto a branch and no longer at risk of falling, well, he's sounds more than a little pissed]

That little bugger Jules summoned me into a bloody tree!

[bypartisan]

He did what?

[HE IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED. GUESS WHO HAS A FEAR OF HEIGHTS?]

[flumine]

The eyes and nostrils are most likely to be vulnerable.

[Because clearly something's in the process of trying to eat him. That's what this nonsense is about, right?

Right?]

[failgoyle]

...of what?

[There's nothing in this tree but Lurkgliders, and he's just a little more coherent than Matthew right now.]

[comebewe]

[he doesn't respond for a few moments, but when they do, there is only one thing to say]

...What?!

[final_summoner]

Where are you? I'll get there as fast as I can!

[failgoyle]

He's, uh, in a tree. With me.

I'm not sure how this happened.

[final_summoner]

Do you know where you are? I'll try to find you.

[comebewe]

[Matthew's reply doesn't come for a few minutes - not until he's at least in no more immediate danger of falling twenty metres down]

I...Yuna?

Wait, are you still Yuna? We never met you when you were you...

[final_summoner]

Yes, this is Yuna. You are - not Masshuu, correct?

[itsananimalthing]

If you die you'll just come back again in a day or so.

[He pauses, then adds.]

Where the fuck did you even go?

[failgoyle]

You know that really tall tree I said I was gonna check out?

[itsananimalthing]

Yeah? What's that got to do with Matthew thinkin' he's gonna die?

[Since Matthew takes a little longer to get back to him.]

[comebewe]

[when Matthew replies, it's a few moments later]

That doesn't make it any fucking better!

[he's died before. he knows that even if you come back, the memories of dying don't go away]

Jules summoned me. Into a tree. A bloody twenty metre tall tree. And if weren't for the fact that because of those stupid fucking bears I need him to get me down we would have made him spontaneously combust for this.

[itsananimalthing]

Jules did what?

[No, don't repeat yourself, Matthew, Riddick heard you the first time, he's just... surprised. And dismayed. He continues on quickly enough, anyway.]

Can the little fucker get you down? Or you got some other way down?

[In other words, does he need Riddick, or can he get himself to solid ground some other way. True story, he'd really rather he didn't have to come rescue Matthew from a tree if at all possible....]

[capital_asset]

What's happening? Where are you?

[comebewe]

[Matthew's takes a little while to come through, mainly because he was distracted by Trying Not To Die]

I'm in a fucking tree because Jules is a fucking useless moron, and as soon as we get down from here we are going to kill him.

[capital_asset]

...How did you end up in a tree?

[Because Matthew really does not strike him as the tree-climbing type, and even if he was, he clearly does not want to be there.]

[ringslinging]

[ .......guys ]

Do you need someone to come fly you down?

[comebewe]

No, we're on the ground now. Have you ever noticed how totally awesome the ground is? The ground is the best.

[failgoyle]

I am perfectly capable of getting out of a little tree on my own!

The ground is overrated.