Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
... is he one of those guys that made Westeros into the Land of Suck for you? Because I will totally put the fear of vampires in him if you want.
... is he one of those guys that made Westeros into the Land of Suck for you? Because I will totally put the fear of vampires in him if you want.
[ Well, that's not a very cheerful way of putting it ]
Oh?
Is this a good thing?
Oh?
Is this a good thing?
Okay. Well. Just checking.
[Your dungeon was not encouraging, sorry.]
[Your dungeon was not encouraging, sorry.]
[ Wait. What. ]
I didn't realize you had a husband, Sansa.
I didn't realize you had a husband, Sansa.
[A little cautiously, he's picked up on some of the things Sansa has mentioned, but let's be honest, neither of them particularly enjoy talking about their pasts:]
Is he in need of gettin' his ass handed to him? 'Cause I could take care of that for you.
Is he in need of gettin' his ass handed to him? 'Cause I could take care of that for you.
WHAT!? You mean that bastard you said you were tricked into marrying!? What does he look like, I'll make damn sure he leaves you alone!
.....That is not precisely the question I asked, my lady.
Funny, how things come back to find us.
[ Or to haunt people. ]
Are you all right with this? Is he... Are you all right with him?
[ Or to haunt people. ]
Are you all right with this? Is he... Are you all right with him?
...Is this good news? It doesn't sound like good news.
Well, uh, from your dungeon, it seemed like you've been pretty miserable there lately. So. Uh. Yeah, I've privately been thinking of it as Westeros, Land of Suck. Because it's sucked for you.
... oh god, did I ever explain 'sucking' as a slang term? Because, like, it my time period, when something sucks it's bad.
... oh god, did I ever explain 'sucking' as a slang term? Because, like, it my time period, when something sucks it's bad.

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