Have I Got a Deal for You

[thinkingfire]

I hate to make my introduction this way, but current circumstances have forced me into a bit of a bind. My name is Professor Martin Stein, and I'm rather hoping someone here might be able to provide a bit of assistance in a matter of what is sadly quite literally, life and death.

In the interest of preventing a rather sizable nuclear explosion--and I do realize this is a long shot, but would there be anyone present who has been fortunate enough to survive some sort of incident such as being involved with an exploding particle accelerator or nuclear reactor of something of that nature? The matter at hand is...rather urgent.

Comments

[neverfeltthatway]

I've been exposed to radiation on three separate jaunts - one at quite close range, and the other two for an extended period of time. I'm not sure I fully understand the problem or what it is you propose to do, but if it will prevent an explosion, I'm willing to make the attempt.

[thinkingfire]

Well, to put it simply, thanks to getting exposed to a freak amount and type of radiation in the presence of another getting similarly exposed, I now require the stabilizing influence of another containing suitable radiation in order to contain my own.

Essentially, I need to fuse with someone so that I don't explode.