Freakout Time [Maybe 2 hours into the new liminal]

[mytearsaremine]

[Not long after liminal changes over, but with time enough for the psychic network to start quietly bubbling again, a voice is broadcast into the fray: and that voice is loud.

For once, it isn't Jules. Instead, it's a teenage girl's voice, and while emotions and tone don't translate over the network without a little more experience than she's had, it's still pretty obviously as much of a scream as one can make when one is brand new:]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Comments

[mytearsaremine]

This time you missed the part where it's also sexist. So no, I'm probably not going to pick up that word and start using it. But thanks for the little orange lecture about having a big vocabulary. Totally didn't know that already.

[She's being sarcastic. Surely you can tell, right, DS?]

[cawfullyironic]

dont care
i know damn well girls can kick my ass
my sister probably
my ex definitely
she could be an angry bitch in the most literal of ways

[mytearsaremine]

[Okay, listening to him talk about his ex (and reading it; this is really weird) is not how she wants to spend her time. Subject change time.]

So easily-beatable birdman, do you have a name?

[cawfullyironic]

-=he was being serious. his ex is a dog completely with fluffy ears and occasional barking=-

hold up
number one
i said nothing about being easily beatable
just that the lack of floppy tubular meat products got nothing to do ones ability to kick my feathery ghost butt

and two
davesprite
sup

[mytearsaremine]

Jolie Harmony. I'm from California. On Earth, I guess, since I know some people aren't from there.

Did you just say "ghost"?

[cawfullyironic]

texas
and depending what year youre from we might be from the same one who knows

and yeah
sorta
kind of an alive ghost because being me makes total and complete sense
said no one ever
especially me

[mytearsaremine]

Probably not the same one. My Earth doesn't have ghost birds in it.

[Well, she's a bit wrong there. It might, in fact, have ghost birds in it-- she just doesn't know about it. It does, after all, have ghost dogs.]

It kind of sounds like you've got a lot of weird history.

[cawfullyironic]

neither did mine
i became my own spirit animal AFTER the apocalypse thanks

sure as fuck i do
i deserve a god damned acheivment award for this shit

[mytearsaremine]

Okay. I am not really in any frame of mind to listen to your weird story right now, but I want to hear it, all of it, some other time. Okay? Like when I'm not still freaking out and trying to figure out what's going on.

I mean, unless it's a big secret story, or something. But you're dropping a lot of hints for it being secret, which would be pretty mean of you.

[cawfullyironic]

nah it aint a secret
just gotta warn you theres an absolutely preposterous level of assetry and bullshit

[mytearsaremine]

Maybe that'll be entertaining. Can't be worse than some of the stupid stuff I've lived through. I hope, anyway.

[Worse? Maybe not. Weirder? Maybe so.]