Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[amourtician]

Jules? Jules, darling, where are you?

one cannot sneak relevant facts past seta souji, ace detective

[fridgeninja]

... He has a cat?

[unagreeable]

Urgh, in my head!!!

[awitchdidit]

What does the cat look like?

[wickedestwitch]

Have you tried politely introducing yourself?

Just because one person doesn't like someone doesn't mean that they're terrible.

[amadine]

Just portal away, you absolute idiot. Don't stand there and scream.

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

Run away, now. I will handle this.

[solvethepuzzle]

Only "pretty sure" that it's what death smells like? [You either know what death smells like, or you don't.]

[callyourname]

... So, not a normal cat then?

[ Translation from this calm line; what's a murdercat? Just curious. ]

[wickedestwitch]

And just how do you intend to handle this person?

[forcechanic]

Help with what?

[He needs so much looking after]

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

If he is truly drow, then he will die.

-=no beating around the mushroom grove with this one=-

[wickedestwitch]

You can't just murder someone because they're something you don't like!

He has just as much a right to live and be left alone as you do!

What next, are you going to strangle Chipmunks because you don't like that they eat nuts??

[uzoda]

Woah, wait, what?! Where are you?

[All he really understood was "Zaknafein" and "MURDERCAT" and something about smells and... this may be something he needs to help with.]

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

I am a drow. This is not a matter of simple dislike. There are no words to describe the danger.

[dino_zarf]

The baby was asleep you know.

[Is there a way to cut someone else off from the network? Because being able to cut the baby off when she's asleep would be really nice]

[wickedestwitch]

Congratulations, you're exactly as bad as everyone who's ever treated you badly.

Everyone gets a chance here, it doesn't matter what you were born as or what you look like.

I don't care who or what you are, if you try to hurt anyone here because you're nothing but a jerk you'll have to get through me.

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

I do not have time for this! Be wary your life, for this is not a game to be played.

-=and that's the last she'll hear from him as he takes off in search of his prey=-

[haveabiscuit]

Jules, calm down. Has he done anything to you?

[She's your mum now. That's just how it is.]

[capital_asset]

"Murdercat"?

[She seems like a perfectly nice cat to him]

[happyhalloween]

Can I play with the kitty, Papa Jules?

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh my god, Jules.

[failgoyle]

I'm with a Drow, that's where I am!

There's a...I don't know, it's black and there's a river drawn in white on the ground?!

most relevant facts

[failgoyle]

It's some kind of panther-thing with lots of teeth and claws!!

[failgoyle]

What? I gotta warn people!