Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[amourtician]

Jules? Jules, darling, where are you?

[failgoyle]

I'm with a Drow, that's where I am!

There's a...I don't know, it's black and there's a river drawn in white on the ground?!

one cannot sneak relevant facts past seta souji, ace detective

[fridgeninja]

... He has a cat?

most relevant facts

[failgoyle]

It's some kind of panther-thing with lots of teeth and claws!!

[unagreeable]

Urgh, in my head!!!

[failgoyle]

What? I gotta warn people!

[awitchdidit]

What does the cat look like?

[failgoyle]

A gigantic panther-thing of certain doom with lots of teeth and claws!

[wickedestwitch]

Have you tried politely introducing yourself?

Just because one person doesn't like someone doesn't mean that they're terrible.

[failgoyle]

But he's got a murdercat!

[amadine]

Just portal away, you absolute idiot. Don't stand there and scream.

[failgoyle]

Right!

Portals!

I forgot!

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

Run away, now. I will handle this.

[wickedestwitch]

And just how do you intend to handle this person?

[solvethepuzzle]

Only "pretty sure" that it's what death smells like? [You either know what death smells like, or you don't.]

[failgoyle]

It's some kind of really nasty concentrated funk, you tell me!

[Enjoy a lovely little bit of sensory livestreaming of...well, that is some really gnarly BO mixed with the funk of the sea.]

[callyourname]

... So, not a normal cat then?

[ Translation from this calm line; what's a murdercat? Just curious. ]

[failgoyle]

No! Some kind of GIGANTIC PANTHER!

[forcechanic]

Help with what?

[He needs so much looking after]

[failgoyle]

Help with a crazy-ass murderelf and his murdercat!

[uzoda]

Woah, wait, what?! Where are you?

[All he really understood was "Zaknafein" and "MURDERCAT" and something about smells and... this may be something he needs to help with.]

[failgoyle]

It's black and there's like I think it's maybe a river drawn in white! I don't really know!

[dino_zarf]

The baby was asleep you know.

[Is there a way to cut someone else off from the network? Because being able to cut the baby off when she's asleep would be really nice]

[failgoyle]

Sorry. but I'm trying to prevent baby-eating or something!

[haveabiscuit]

Jules, calm down. Has he done anything to you?

[She's your mum now. That's just how it is.]

[failgoyle]

...well, no...

[Let's face it, he needs one.]

[capital_asset]

"Murdercat"?

[She seems like a perfectly nice cat to him]

[failgoyle]

Some kind of giant panther that undoubtedly has murder in its heart!

[happyhalloween]

Can I play with the kitty, Papa Jules?

[failgoyle]

Absolutely not! It's probably gonna try to eat you!

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh my god, Jules.

[failgoyle]

What? I was warned about stuff like this!

[aimedhigh]

Good god, man, sit the fuck down an' stop panicking, would ya?

[failgoyle]

I can't sit down, if I sit down, he'll catch me!

[bite_the_hand]

Do you ever stop yelling!?

[Which that coming from Eren Jaeger of all people is... Certainly something.]

[failgoyle]

You're a fine one to judge!