Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[unagreeable]

Are you, or d'ya just think you are?

[failgoyle]

I've been called useless like, a lot a lot, so I probably am.

[unagreeable]

Useless is just what big people say to keep other people down.

Don't think you have to worry about me being murder-y.

[failgoyle]

...really? You think so?

And that is a relief.

[unagreeable]

Sure. Nobody's really useless, y'know? And even if you somehow were- who are they to tell you that?

[failgoyle]

People who are more useful than me?

[unagreeable]

Arse-munches. That's what they are.

[failgoyle]

You do realize that you've just called a bunch of people on this network arse-munches, right?