Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[failgoyle]

Yes, but...that's not the point!

[solvethepuzzle]

By the logic you've used, that would mean we should expect you to murder us. [He's all for caution, but seriously.]

[failgoyle]

...but I wouldn't do that, mine aren't nearly that big!

[solvethepuzzle]

Would you, if they were big enough?

[failgoyle]

No! I hate fighting!

[solvethepuzzle]

So do you see where your logic is flawed now?

[failgoyle]

But I'm not a cat!

[solvethepuzzle]

You are an unaggressive creature that happens to have sharp teeth and claws. As is the cat, by your own admission.

[failgoyle]

But I can talk and stuff! The cat can't talk!