Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[failgoyle]

Absolutely not! It's probably gonna try to eat you!

[happyhalloween]

No it won't! Animals like me, Papa.

[failgoyle]

I don't think this one likes anyone!

[happyhalloween]

I can ask it first! I can talk to animals!

[failgoyle]

I don't think it's the talking type.

[happyhalloween]

My spell can talk to any animal!

[failgoyle]

I am pretty sure you're not going to get anything out of this one!

[happyhalloween]

Maybe I will! Maybe she's a nice murderkitty!

[failgoyle]

Murderkitties aren't nice by definition!

[happyhalloween]

I know lots of nice murderpeople! So I can't see why murderkitties would be different!

[failgoyle]

Have you ever spent any time around cats? They do what they want!

[happyhalloween]

So then she's like Bernkastel! I can deal with Bernkastel!

[failgoyle]

What's a Bernkastel?

[happyhalloween]

The Witch of Miracles.

[failgoyle]

Ohhhh, right...right...look, she's probably hungrier than a witch would be...

[happyhalloween]

So we shouldn't have a tea party?

[failgoyle]

Prooooobably not.

[happyhalloween]

Oh.

[She sounds disappointed.]