Everybody Panic

[failgoyle]

[Sorry, network, you'll never know peace so long as Jules still walks Liminal Space. Have some more screaming.]

There's a Drow here and Zaknafein said they were bad news, and this one's got some kind of MURDERCAT and he just surprised me, and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and he ABSOLUTELY REEKS, this is what death smells like, I am pretty sure this is what death smells like...

BUT I NEED HELP!

Comments

[failgoyle]

No! Because I was told he would freaking murder me!

[aimedhigh]

One: pretty sure no one murders on fucking sight unless they've got a real good reason for it, and two: stop fucking yelling.

[failgoyle]

I was told it was a cultural thing with Drow, the murdering, hence the alarm...

...I just came out here to warn people, and I'm feeling so attacked right now! And I'm not yelling!

[aimedhigh]

Even so, you'd have to offend them first; and I mean, unless you yelled at him like you did the entire fuckin' network that's probably not an issue here.

You were though, is my point, and you're not doin' growing babies any favors. Nor are you helpin' my headache.

[failgoyle]

But the guy who told me about Drow said they'd pretty much murder you on sight no matter what!

Murder warnings are important!

[aimedhigh]

I ain't sayin' they're not, just do it a little fuckin' quieter next time.

[failgoyle]

But that's like a smoke alarm you can just sleep through!

Then you end up dead and on fire!

[aimedhigh]

What the hell is a smoke alarm?

[failgoyle]

It's the thing that makes loud noises whenever I try to cook anything because it thinks I've set the entire apartment on fire when it's only filled with smoke, really.

[aimedhigh]

...Wouldn't your nose work just as well.

[failgoyle]

Not if you're asleep and dead to the world and the fire starts kind of quietly and doesn't smell too bad at first.

[aimedhigh]

.....Okay, fine, I guess that could be useful. But so could a fuckin dog.

[failgoyle]

But you don't have to walk a smoke detector, and it won't pee on your sofa.

[aimedhigh]

Neither would a dog, if it were trained well enough.