littleladyluck: (please don't.)
Principality Princess, Monaco ([personal profile] littleladyluck) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2016-04-27 09:30 am

Cosa Nope-stra, as soon as they hit liminal space

[PUBLIC save for Feliciano, comment for him below]

I wish to date for the record that the events that took place in New York regarding the various underground organizations are not to be discussed with Feliciano Vargas. I repeat, do not discuss the Mafia with Feliciano Vargas. Reddish hair, gold eyes, stray curl and sunny disposition.

His people, his land, and his government suffer due to their involvement and it will not result in a fun time for anyone involved if he hears of it. No "haha, look at his face." His anger and sadness and trauma regarding these people is nothing to laugh at.

If you wish to laugh at his less panicked fury, I suggest that you mention overcooked or microwavable pasta, canned or jarred mass produced sauces, or Azerbaijan in Eurovision lately.

One last time, do not mention the Mafia to Italy as a joke. Don't mention it at all. Simply say what else happened. Cheap gin, gambling, a wake, early cars, jazz. Keep psychic chat regarding it private, and speak of it face to face far from him.

If you need isolation to discuss this matter aloud, I can soundproof your conversations to the outside world and project a decoy conversation instead.

Please be respectful with this knowledge.

Thank you.
cawfullyironic: (pic#5736763)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-27 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean I got my ass mixed up into all sorts of epic mobster shenanigans-

-=literally. oh so very literally-

-and I can't even brag about it? That's a metric asston of dicks right there.
cawfullyironic: (smile: bitches be lining up)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-27 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I owned that fuckin bar, and the restaurant it was kinda sweet. No one had a fuckin' clue. Gavin was a raging dickhole but he was pretty damn smart. Like I dicked around under mobster noses all the time and they all thought I just was some gentlemanly bartender.
cawfullyironic: (smile: shades)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-27 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, yeah I was. Dude got with everybody. Hardcore albinos like that used to end up in circuses and he was all like fuck that noise I'm gonna rule the world. He was totally planning on making Gina a repeat offender.
cawfullyironic: (170)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-28 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gonna damn well try.

-=she cant see it but he's turning a bright shade of gold right now. because he's imagining her in that position and he can't help it=-

So, uh... shit like that normally happen?
cawfullyironic: (still here)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-28 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah.

-=there's something of an awkward pause here=-

Shit. Okay, so how do I make this private I gotta ask you somethin.
cawfullyironic: (frazzle)

[Private???}

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-29 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhh.....

-=face to face is not a thing he's comfortable with right now, so lets hope this works.=-

This is stupid.
cawfullyironic: (confused: what the shit)

[He sure hopes so?????]

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well number one, not only does this wannabe internet horseshit not have a text option, the lack of obvious private function is a god damned travesty.

And uh... Okay so like our overlays made out and you seem pretty chill about it cuz your damn cool so that makes things somewhat less assblastingly awkward but holy shit Gavin was a playa and banged out a whole army of people while I was stuck in his head. One of which I actually knew before hand so what the fuck how do you handle this shit? Walk up to em all so how about all that mindblowing sex our overlays had? Like we're talking about last nights sports ball game over the liminal watercooler or some shit.

-=does he need to breath? it's a mystery because he pretty much babbled most of that on one mental breath=-
cawfullyironic: (pic#6394150)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah, you're cool like with how many ladies can you discuss the finer culinary intricacies of professional dick preparation. A+ but all this shit is in my head now. I remember things, Gen! And they're not even mine! I mean, hell if it'd have been nice to have memories of my own first.

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senpaidol: (stage - wink)

[personal profile] senpaidol 2016-04-29 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I knew you had other things in mind than cards, "Gavin Walker".

[Hopefully the wink is coming through mentally because she's not actually accusing him of anything.]
cawfullyironic: (smile: oh yeah?)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-29 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, snap. Caught with my pants down 'round my ankles and the queen of hearts hiding securely betwixed my pert asscheeks.
senpaidol: (casual - star)

[personal profile] senpaidol 2016-04-29 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I got flirted with by a real playboy. It's kinda flattering.

He was a little less crude at the talking part, though.
cawfullyironic: (perchwatch)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, have you seen you? If you're the you I'm thinking of cuz damn.

He had this motherfuckin, dashing southern gentleman thing goin on. Whoda thought that would be such a panty dropper.
senpaidol: (casual - star)

[personal profile] senpaidol 2016-04-29 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I try.

And it probably worked better than how you're talking now. I'm hearing you in Japanese and you sound like you'd be about to mug me if we were talking in person.
cawfullyironic: (smile: the most adorable)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-04-29 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No shit, yeah? Luckily I'd make the shittiest mugger in creation. Like yo, stick 'em up and kindly ignore the ridiculously suspicious and immediately identifiable glow emanating from my person. This is not the orange, feathery douchebag you're looking for.
senpaidol: (stage - wink)

[personal profile] senpaidol 2016-05-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I guess I haven't seen you around in person. Or at least I haven't seen any orange, glowing birds.
cawfullyironic: (smile: glowy)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-05-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a bird and a person, who is also orange and glowing and sort of a ghost. Kinda hard to miss.
senpaidol: (stage - cute)

[personal profile] senpaidol 2016-05-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I will certainly keep an eye out for you.
cawfullyironic: (smile: i am the star)

[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2016-05-04 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just follow the sweet, poignant scent of awesome and there you will find me.