Cosa Nope-stra, as soon as they hit liminal space

[littleladyluck]

[PUBLIC save for Feliciano, comment for him below]

I wish to date for the record that the events that took place in New York regarding the various underground organizations are not to be discussed with Feliciano Vargas. I repeat, do not discuss the Mafia with Feliciano Vargas. Reddish hair, gold eyes, stray curl and sunny disposition.

His people, his land, and his government suffer due to their involvement and it will not result in a fun time for anyone involved if he hears of it. No "haha, look at his face." His anger and sadness and trauma regarding these people is nothing to laugh at.

If you wish to laugh at his less panicked fury, I suggest that you mention overcooked or microwavable pasta, canned or jarred mass produced sauces, or Azerbaijan in Eurovision lately.

One last time, do not mention the Mafia to Italy as a joke. Don't mention it at all. Simply say what else happened. Cheap gin, gambling, a wake, early cars, jazz. Keep psychic chat regarding it private, and speak of it face to face far from him.

If you need isolation to discuss this matter aloud, I can soundproof your conversations to the outside world and project a decoy conversation instead.

Please be respectful with this knowledge.

Thank you.

Comments

[senpaidol]

Wow, I guess I haven't seen you around in person. Or at least I haven't seen any orange, glowing birds.

[cawfullyironic]

I'm a bird and a person, who is also orange and glowing and sort of a ghost. Kinda hard to miss.

[senpaidol]

I will certainly keep an eye out for you.

[cawfullyironic]

Just follow the sweet, poignant scent of awesome and there you will find me.