now panic and freak out

[highsteaks]

There'sabugthere'sabugthere'sagiantfreakingBUG!!!!!

[Congratulations, Travelers. Enjoy the sensory live-streamed vision of a six-foot-tall praying mantis and the sound of a very loud shriek coming from inside yourself. (Or rather the livestreamer's self.)]

Comments

[breakaleginhalf]

Can't be, mate. We don't have any hanging around or we'd have seen them already. And if they were new they'd have one of those waffle cones over them.

[failgoyle]

Then...then...

There's been a giant bug hiding here the whole time?!

[breakaleginhalf]

...

Jules.

[failgoyle]

What?

[breakaleginhalf]

Okay- first of all, I think the praline topping ages people up. And the only other mantis I've seen here belongs to that Hajime guy and it talks like a little kid.

[Can you do the math, Jules?]

Second. What the fuck. How is a giant bug that much different to a Skitterskulk.

[failgoyle]

Okay, but, see, I don't really talk to that guy? Because he's kind of terrifying?

[Not that this is a difficult designation to earn from Jules.]

And I...okay, yeah, you have a point.