CW: Cannibalism

[breakaleginhalf]

Oh my god Jules actually tastes like chicken.

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[breakaleginhalf]

I mean I think his tail dropping is very much a Jules thing, but the biting it was more because I got sent into a mindless rage? And I am really bad at impulse control at the best of times, so.

[morethanashadow]

I actually meant the chicken bit.

[breakaleginhalf]

I'm pretty sure we're red meat, we're still mostly human. Technically.

[morethanashadow]

So why is his tail different?

[breakaleginhalf]

I don't... think? It is? Like I'd have to take a chunk out of Jules's regular body to compare and I seriously doubt he wants that.

[failgoyle]

NO, I DO NOT!

[morethanashadow]

Yeah I guess probably not.

Still. Weird.

[breakaleginhalf]

Not the worst thing I've eaten.

[morethanashadow]

You must eat some weird stuff.

[breakaleginhalf]

Big bad wolf, my dude.

[morethanashadow]

Very terrifying.

[phillip knows you're a teddy bear more than a wolf, gil.]

[breakaleginhalf]

[at worst he is a st. bernard]

I did actually eat someone whole once. But I'm not entirely sure how much it counts if she got out again.

[morethanashadow]

....Is this like a Red Riding Hood thing?

[breakaleginhalf]

It is exactly a Red Riding Hood thing. Complete with the Woodcutter.

...actually I think... [There's silence for a good few moments.] ...I think I did the Three Little Pigs as well, but those might have been... goblins? They weren't Changelings, thank Christ.

[morethanashadow]

Damn, dude. [You weren't kidding about the big bad wolf thing.]

[breakaleginhalf]

You have no idea. There's a reason for all the scars.

[morethanashadow]

Can I go punch the people who did that in the face? Is that an option?

[Phillip would 100% try to break into the Hedge to punch a Fae, don't test him.]

[breakaleginhalf]

If it helps, I ripped its leg off as I was getting the fuck out of dodge.

[morethanashadow]

Good.

[sounds like they fucking deserved it.]

[breakaleginhalf]

Yeah.

...the Other taste fucking weird.

[morethanashadow]

...yeah, I guess they probably would. [he kiiind of wants to ask how specifically, but.]

[breakaleginhalf]

[There's the sense of a raised eyebrow in Phillip's direction. Gil's not intentionally trying to beg any questions but he's gotten a good enough read on Phillip by now that he's pretty sure the kid wants to ask.]

You ever tried veal?

[morethanashadow]

[to be fair Phillip usually wants to ask questions.]

I don't think so, but maybe once?

[breakaleginhalf]

Okay, so it's like that.

Except nothing like it at all.




...I dunno how to explain how pure unadulterated Glamour tastes, dude.

[morethanashadow]

[there is definitely the impression of a snort across the network.]

I mean, it's basically eating magic, right? I don't like many people would have a way to describe that.