CW: Cannibalism

[breakaleginhalf]

Oh my god Jules actually tastes like chicken.

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[breakaleginhalf]

Yeah, but you're laughing.

...it's good to hear, honestly.

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt is shaking his head helplessly in amusement, not that it can be seen.]

It is good to feel. I was not expecting to be able to laugh again so soon.

[Then, a bit dryly.]

Then again, I did not expect Jules to taste like chicken.

[breakaleginhalf]

You know what, neither did I. This was not a thing I intended on ever learning, and yet.

[naturaltwohands]

And yet the world is a bit richer in knowledge for it.

[Drizzt is really surprised to find he's got any humor at all at this point.]

[breakaleginhalf]

I'm doing my Court damn proud. Best way to test anything, stick it right up in your mouth.

[naturaltwohands]

[Snort.]

I believe the modern term for such a sentence like that is "YOLO"?

[breakaleginhalf]

I'm on like YOL3 now?

[naturaltwohands]

You may find yourself going YOL4 if you keep on putting strange things in your mouth.

[breakaleginhalf]

I'll take that as a challenge.

[naturaltwohands]

[A helpless laugh.]

You would.

[breakaleginhalf]

Dude, my Court's entire deal is studying how our magic works. I have eaten so much shit already in the name of science.

And a lot of shit because I got double dares.

One time literal shit.

[naturaltwohands]

I must say that I truly expected that last sentence.

[breakaleginhalf]

Oh man, you're getting used to me. I'm gonna have to start shaking things up.

[naturaltwohands]

I am not certain much of what you do would surprise me overly much--I call Davesprite among one of my closest friends here.

[breakaleginhalf]

I should hit him up. Between me, him and probably Thorne too we could probably think of something.

[naturaltwohands]

Should I worry?