CW: Cannibalism

[breakaleginhalf]

Oh my god Jules actually tastes like chicken.

Comments

[otomechapilot]

When I get out of here I am gonna take my ANIMa, call up the biggest pair of sabatons ever drawn, then shove it up a True Fae's idiom so hard that it rewrites Cinderella because screw them for that situation being a thing that happens sometimes!

[breakaleginhalf]

If it helps I have ripped at least one leg off of at least one of them. So I think that's karmic.

[otomechapilot]

Good! I hope you hit it in the head. With it's own leg. SCREW all dreamwarping kidnapping weirdoes forever.

[breakaleginhalf]

Mostly I just pissbolted because holy shit I legitimately got a Gentry mad.

[otomechapilot]

...Okay. That's fair. They're scarier than the Nightmares were, and that's hard.

[breakaleginhalf]

Not gonna lie, I'm still not convinced the Arcana aren't their cousins or some shit.

Private, Psi Defense 1

[otomechapilot]

To the True Faerie?

...Cousins, yeah, I'd buy that. They're more human than what I've picked up from, uh, your jerkwads, but I think that's mostly because the themes the Arcana have going are more human than anything else.

Tarot's weirdly specific.

Private, Psi Defense 0 haha

[breakaleginhalf]

Yeah, my benefactors only picked up on themes when it suited them, and dropped them again like a hot potato when they got bored. They're basically eldritch, as far as I can tell.

poor babby, Sara can probably help teach that

[otomechapilot]

Sounds more like my dudes than the Arcana that way. But a lot more powerful than any individual Nightmare.

And mine don't have the iron allergy. Just the 'sharpened relationship' allergy.

[breakaleginhalf]

It's cold iron for them, back home. Containing less than half a percent of carbon, I think. It doesn't like, hurt us, if we touch it, but it cuts through Glamour and enchantments and shit. A cold iron knife's gonna fuck us up a lot worse than like, a stainless steel one.