of course his first appearance on the network is screaming

[cameracoded]

-=a loud shriek cuts through the network and for once it's not jules! prompto has figured out the network just in time to have a complete fit=-

THERE'S A DAEMON OUT HERE AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT BY MYSELF!!!

-=poor drizzt has again been mistaken for something evil. and yes those are gunshots out in the clearing for anyone nearby=-

Comments

[awitchdidit]

...so if it's not Jules who makes these announcements, is it one shot or two?

Anyway, new boy, don't worry. There's nothing dangerous to us here except maybe a trigger-happy newbie.

[otomechapilot]

Oh for God's sake, either it's a person or someone's pet - ARE YOU SHOOTING AT IT?!

[dino_zarf]

Okay, first rule of the network? Screaming gets filtered away from Rose.

Loud!

[Rose now being old enough to say for herself that she doesn't appreciate the noise]

[fruitknife]

If that's you with the gun knock it off before someone ends up in the floor. [Shinji doesn't like guns much. Especially not at this time of year.]

Demon or not, they belong here as much as you so you're gonna have to get used to it.

[failgoyle]

There's a WHAT?!

[NEVER FEAR, HE WILL HELP WITH ALL THE APPROPRIATE SCREAMING.]

[awitchdidit]

Jules, think for two seconds. He probably just saw a Traveler with horns or a tail.

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt replies with a very loud, network-wide sigh to let everyone know exactly whom was just shot at, and that he's quite all right for the moment.]

It is a pleasure to meet you as well.

[cameracoded]

But there's a daemon! Right here! THAT'S A BAD THING!

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Where are you?

[helborn]

Do I need to come kick his ass?

[cameracoded]

WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!

[cameracoded]

Who the hell is Rose?!

[tookashirototheknee]

Clearly I need to have diversity appreciation classes around here.

You don't have to be angry about people who are different from you. It's very likely that it's just someone from a world or planet that you're not familiar with.

[otomechapilot]

If they're here, in Liminal, they're probably not going to hurt you on purpose. Because we have rules against that!

[cameracoded]

What do you mean in the floor! What is that even supposed to mean!

WHY DOES NOONE CARE THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

[naturaltwohands]

I would prefer for you to calm it instead. Preferably by sending someone that's bullet-proof.

[shiroganeheir]

Oh, for Izanami's sake would you put your firearm the hell down.

Whoever that is certainly is another Traveler, and we do not fight other Travelers

Now, stop before people who are more powerful than me attempt to take you down.

[cameracoded]

A DAEMON!

-=please ignore the spelling of his screams. he's definitely saying demon=-

[fruitknife]

Did they attack you? 'cause I really doubt it.

The floor's where people go if they get killed here. Apparently it sucks. So stop fucking shooting at people.

[cameracoded]

Nonononono!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

[awitchdidit]

Boy, we have at least two people here who are demon-summoners by trade, one or two actual demons, vampires, aliens, werewolves, giants, some kind of video game birdman, elves, and...

...wait, do we have any dwarves? It feels like we should have some to balance out the elves, but I can't think of any. Anyway, never mind. The point is, we all get along mostly fine until someone does something stupid and impulsive.

[goestoextremes]

Hey, stop with the shooting or I'll make you stop it.

[cameracoded]

Out in the clearing!

[cameracoded]

But what if they're not! If I got brought here something worse from home could have been too!

[cameracoded]

Right! Because daemons care about rules!