A Few Minutes After Returning to Liminal Space

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt's flat annoyance filters through slightly despite his attempts to contain it.]

You must be joking.

[He lets out the equivalent of a sigh.]

How does one return to their true form after they have "received" one from the previous Jaunt?

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

Oh my fuck where are you. I need to see this.

[naturaltwohands]

[This is other half of the reason he made this post--so people could get their jollies in quickly before he regained his form. He's resigned but also slightly amused that he was right.]

I am inside the Workshop, near the entrance.

[cawfullyironic]

-=of course he's right. everyone in liminal space ends up with the maturity of an elementary school kid=-

Don't move.

[naturaltwohands]

[Sigh.]

I will remain where I am.

[cawfullyironic]

-=when he gets there, davesprite definitely has an 'oh shit' look. though it's less because drizzt is a cat and more because he recognizes that cat=-

Oh my god, dude! You're fucking precious.

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt's ears twitch forward as he turns to Davesprite, and his tail swishes irritably.]

I would not use those words to describe myself.

[cawfullyironic]

Nah, you'd probably say something flowery and purple and needlessly self depreciating.

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt opens his mouth, then closes it. Then opens it again after a long moment.]

... Funny.

[cawfullyironic]

But accurate.

-=he smirks=-

Still stuck?

[naturaltwohands]

No; I only remained in this form for your amusement. I am certain I can return to my true self easily enough.

[He loves you enough to let you laugh at him.]

[helborn]

He's adorable.

[cawfullyironic]

Dude, we should get him one of those dangly shits on a stick and see what happens.

[helborn]

I can definitely make one of those.

Oh, oh, we could get him a teeny tiny adventurer's outfit.

[Yes, he knows that Drizzt can hear them.]

[cawfullyironic]

Yeah, a rhinestone collar doesn't seem like his thing.

-=fucks given: zero=-

He can wear his teeny hero gear while climbing all over one of them elaborate cat condos and shit.

[helborn]

Or maybe some curtains. I wonder how high he can get?

[cawfullyironic]

He's already a fuckin ninja. Curtains would be too easy.

[helborn]

That's true. We could time him, though. It'd be like one of those physical challenge shows on TV.

[cawfullyironic]

Maybe if it was like eight times the size of a normal curtain. Cuz not only is he a fucking ninja, he's a fuckin elf ninja that's also a cat. We gotta step up our game here.

[helborn]

That's true. Then again, I could probably make a pretty huge curtain. I have a mead hall, I can hang it from there.

[cawfullyironic]

A mead hall? Like with fucking vikings and shit? Gonna end up starting a whole drunken norse kitten gambling ring. Clearly it must be done.

[naturaltwohands]

I can hear you both.

[helborn]

I'm aware of that.

[naturaltwohands]

I believe the modern word for this situation is: jerk.

[He's playing.]

[helborn]

Yeah, but I'm also small and adorable right now, so it's not like we're in much of a different boat, really.

[naturaltwohands]

This is true. Davesprite could perhaps laugh at you as well.