glampuss: (Afraid 2)
Richelle Brinkley ([personal profile] glampuss) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2017-11-15 08:53 am

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[feelings of panic and terror accompany this psychic message, as well a disjointed, haphazard livestream: first a large, flying, dragon-like creature, then flashes of cobbled paths and bone china flowers streaming past, as Richelle runs. There is, overall, the sense that this message is more of a reflex made in fear than something intentional]

It's going to eat me! It's going to eat me! It's going to eat me!
thornsofmalkav: (concerned)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Some people are vampires and have to.
thornsofmalkav: (concerned)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Two and a half. But we've got rules about that and also we hand out blood bags.
thornsofmalkav: (blank)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay. But I'm a friendly one. And like I said, I don't eat people without permission. I run strictly on donations and blood bags. The other two, they're the same way.
thornsofmalkav: (talking)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, maybe not in general. But the ones here are. We have rules and shit.
thornsofmalkav: (wtf)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS ACTUALLY UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE LONG CON THORNE HAS BEEN RUNNING ON THE TRAVELERS FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, GODDAMNIT.]

Okay, fine, don't believe me. Whatever. But every day you don't get eaten, know that it's because the vampires here have some goddamn manners and ethics.
thornsofmalkav: (wtf)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, how old are you even? You sound like you're in high school. I don't eat people under the age of eighteen. You'd be safe anyway.
thornsofmalkav: (concerned)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2017-11-15 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you totally sound like it. Jesus.

I. Am. Not. Gonna. Eat. You.

I am not gonna suck your blood. I am not going to do anything else to you that might constitute as eating. You're a kid and you can't give consent for that shit in a way that I feel comfortable with. You really don't have to worry. I know you're going to because you're really bad at listening to people, but you really fucking don't have to, okay?

Okay.