Rude, Matthew

[whydoyoushine]

Oi, I need someone to get me out of a room. I didn't do anything this time, and here you go, locking me up for absolutely no reason. This is a violation of my civil rights.

[Zed is referring to the end results of a certain throw down with Matthew, which did not go the way he'd anticipated. But hey, at least he's proven he's learned something from Traveling, like the phrase "civil rights."]

You really want to fight over this, Matthew? Just get it all out there?

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[whydoyoushine]

But could you give him a wedgie?

[rustyhonesty]

... I can consider if you explain to me what that even is.

[whydoyoushine]

Sneak up behind him, grab his waistband--make sure you get a handful of his underwear's waistband too--and pull upward really hard.

That's a wedgie.

[rustyhonesty]

That sounds absolutely idiotic.

[whydoyoushine]

That's the point. It's not dangerous enough to justify him continuing to do this, but it's irritating enough to at least annoy him.

[rustyhonesty]

Annoyed at me, more than likely.

[whydoyoushine]

Annoyed for justice.

[rustyhonesty]

I think I'll pass this time.

[whydoyoushine]

Party pooper.

[rustyhonesty]

That's how you know me best.