[Jaunt] Check-in

[awondrousplace]

Alright, everyone! I know Joscelyn is warning people of our location, but we do rather need to know who we have, not just where we are.

So, in the spirit of... oh, what's the phrase, getting our waterfowl in a queue?

Please let us all know who's here, and if you're sharing a mind with an overlay! Also, if anyone needs help with a cover story of sorts, I am always available for creative writing.

[Helena, plz.]

In case there are those who don't know me, I am Helena Wells, and my story is that I was cursed to eternal life for being just a bit too clever with researching time travel. It's... close enough to the truth that it will do in a pinch.

Comments

[hamsterunicorns]

When they aren't making me heal things, anyway.

[modernliterature]

Well, if you hit them fast enough that I don't get shot, we don't need to worry about that part.

[hamsterunicorns]

That's true.

This would be easier if everyone else was here. What's taking them so long, anyway?

[modernliterature]

What's taking them so long to get kidnapped by eldritch, godlike beings outside of time and space and thrown into another dimension?

Beauregard's probably getting them all drunk.

[hamsterunicorns]

Well, this time I won't be there to not get robbed. Even if stuff turned out okay in the end, I guess.




... I miss Kiri already.

[modernliterature]

She is very sweet.

[hamsterunicorns]

She is.

Do you think she'll be okay without us, Caleb? I mean, I guess the Shusters are good people and the kind of fights we get into are really no place for a kid...`

[modernliterature]

You know, we are not exactly... role models. She's a good kid, and a tough kid. Things will work out for her better without us around.

[hamsterunicorns]

Yeah. Maybe I'll see if I can do a Sending at her later.

[modernliterature]

Does it reach across planes?

Or, you mean, once we get home. If we get home.

[hamsterunicorns]

... oh shit, I don't know!

And we'll get home. We've gotta.

[modernliterature]

I'm not giving up. But these people, some of them are pretty slick and they've been trying for a long time. It's not going to be easy.

[hamsterunicorns]

Maybe not, but they aren't the Mighty Nein! We're really good together. Even if it's just you and me and Frumpkin.

[modernliterature]

The Mighty Drei.

[hamsterunicorns]

The Mighty Drei! The mightiest drei of all!

[modernliterature]

Unless Fjord, Beau, and Yasha get kidnapped somewhere, they'd be a pretty mighty drei.

[hamsterunicorns]

Oh true. But we're the most magic drei.

[modernliterature]

Undeniably.

[hamsterunicorns]

But not the cleanest.

[modernliterature]

Hey, Frumpkin is immaculate. You know, for a creature who uses a tongue to give himself a sponge bath.

[hamsterunicorns]

I know! It's just you that's letting the team down.

We should give you another bath.

[modernliterature]

The way Liminal Space works, I don't think it would do anything.

[hamsterunicorns]

We could try! Maybe it would work in the market!

[modernliterature]

I heard these guys talk about water rights like they're some kind of big deal. Probably not worth the trouble. I'm saving up.

[hamsterunicorns]

... oh fine. But I'm gonna give you a bath eventually. You're getting stinky again.