She's just a little bit cranky. A tad.

[eldritchwheelies]

Hoooooookay.

Unless somehow, miraculously, the jaunt to whatever post-Xanthic Storm-ass desertified hellhole we Jaunt to next is wheelchair accessible, mind helping a girl out of her Overlay's head?

Because I'd like to at least be able to cast Levitate Self if all else fails.

Effin' sand has zero traction at all.

Comments

[breakaleginhalf]

Question.

Really deep tank treads, yes or no.

[eldritchwheelies]

I am intrigued by your viewpoint and would like to subscribe to your newsletter, Gil.

[breakaleginhalf]

[There's the sense of a pleased grin.]

We could totally just make you like, a bumper car with tank wheels or something. With a canopy to keep the sun off. Like a mobile blanket fort.

Or strap you onto a light cycle.

[eldritchwheelies]

I mean, there's also the possibility that I might need to be inconspicuous - hold your laughter, please - in which case, sadly, zooming along on a freakin' lightcycle is tragically not an option, and neither is building myself the Madokamobile.

Still. Still. Very tempting.

[breakaleginhalf]

If I'm myself I could just pick you up and yeet you from one pyramid to the next instead. Faster than wheel travel.

this is actually canon

[eldritchwheelies]

Ah yes, the Chet "The Toaster" Williams Hail Mary play. I am no stranger to yeet-based travel, my friend.

I had my katana and was getting fastball-specialed at Plant Cthulhu. Fun times, fun times.

[forcechanic]

If I'm me I can get you out.

I can do some levitating too but that's likely to cause more trouble than it fixes.

[eldritchwheelies]

Yeaaah, that's a thing. I don't actually fly with it, I just lift my wheels a little off the ground and have them fly in a way that's very hard to detect unless you know what you're looking for.

But, appreciate the assist, Jaina.

[bite_the_hand]

I can't do that myself, but if I'm me I'll find somebody that can.

...I wonder if there's a way to use Liminal skills to fix the traction problem without it being obvious.

[eldritchwheelies]

The idea of using Liminal Bullshit to do it is... interesting. Also, super appreciate your help.

It's just, you know, sand in my wheels really cramps my style?

[dino_zarf]

How much do you know about the network? There's a trick you can build up to to pull yourself out if the Jaunt looks like it'll be bad for you to be infiltrated.

[eldritchwheelies]

I am grossly deficient in parapsychic technique, my good sir, but absolutely appreciate lessons.