in which the jaunt was failed because sera spent the wholetime stealing an entire populations pants

[unagreeable]

Ugh, I hate using this head talking magic!

Hey, so, acording to that guy in all of our heads-there's a bunch of people over in the Caliphate that think they can tell people what to do. Think they can tell people what to wear, and stop girls from kissing girls, and I think that's fucked up.

So I'm going to go steal their pants. As many as I can. Who else is in?

Comments

[bypartisan]

This is the most ridiculous plan I've ever heard of and I'm from a planet where they once approved a bloody horse as Count's Heir.

[unagreeable]

Would have made more sense if it was an ass, don't you think?

this is 100% canon from byerly's sourcecanon i hope you know

[bypartisan]

That was actually part of how Lord Midnight got approved, actually. If a horse's ass could become Count, why not the rest of the horse?

[unagreeable]

Nobles are messed up.

[bypartisan]

He was quite famous, actually, for only voting "neigh."

[unagreeable]

Cute.