in which the jaunt was failed because sera spent the wholetime stealing an entire populations pants

[unagreeable]

Ugh, I hate using this head talking magic!

Hey, so, acording to that guy in all of our heads-there's a bunch of people over in the Caliphate that think they can tell people what to do. Think they can tell people what to wear, and stop girls from kissing girls, and I think that's fucked up.

So I'm going to go steal their pants. As many as I can. Who else is in?

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[whydoyoushine]

...I'm in.

[He has no idea what's going on, but okay, this sounds fun.]

[closetshark]

Or you could put bugs in their knicker drawers.

[brokers]

What are you hoping to accomplish? Aside from mass nudity from the waist down.

[bypartisan]

This is the most ridiculous plan I've ever heard of and I'm from a planet where they once approved a bloody horse as Count's Heir.

[oftoomuchfaith]

I'm in. Especially if there are breaks for public girl kissing.

[timelessinventor]

Are you insane? I, for one, do not wish to go around in skirts for the rest of the Jaunt.

Second, all that is going to to is create hysteria and panic.

Third, do you have any concept of just how many pair of trousers that even is, unless you mean what are called in modern times underpants, and that, is just uncouth and unclean.

Seriously, my eight year old daughter was more mature than some of you. Grow the hell up.

[notinthecards]

Maybe you're not thinking big enough, chere.

[shantiprayer]

I hate to say it, but this isn't a good plan. It won't actually change anything. The people here are just the inhabitants that have been brainwashed by that system. Being cruel to them won't accomplish anything lasting. In order to make a change you'd need to overthrow the people in top position of the Caliphate government and put in people that are willing to fight for a change to the rules against the civilians that are naturally resistant to changed and so brainwashed they think this is what's best for them. Begin changing the laws, punishing those that insist on still following the old ways. Many will try to overthrow the new person just as they did the old. It will help to first enlist the aid of average people willing to rise to arms, to make that harder to do. The ones just brainwashed will often fall to pieces when faced with a new order. I'm not sure this Jaunt will let anyone get as far as the Caliphate though. Even less likely to be able to gather the resources in time.

...I'm sorry. I'm rambling, aren't I?

[seventhbullet]

Sounds hilarious. I'm all about it.

[ofinspiration]

Personally, I'm looking for a little more lasting trouble... [ And with more and bigger targets than the Caliphate... ]

But if you need a miracle or two to help you out, you're welcome to call. [ You can almost hear her smile, even in her mental voice. ] You seem like my kind of girl.