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synopsychic2016-01-12 08:35 am
howexciting) wrote in synopsychic2016-01-12 08:35 am
[JAUNT] Check-in
... let us get this over with so we can return to Liminal Space. This place is unpleasant.
Leonardo da Vinci, present. Known infiltrators: Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Known missing: Genevieve Blanchard and Zed. I... cannot sense them through our Bond. They were likely sent on a Walkabout.
For anyone who does not know about radiation and is near an area expected to get to 150 rads or more - get out of there immediately. Such radiation levels might cause adverse effects on your body, unless you have the proper protection. Find a safer place. I might be able to distribute suits from the Ivory Tower to combat the radiation, but I do not know how much they would stand out. Still, it might be worth the risk so that we are not harmed in the process.
[How about that, the Ivory Tower was useful after all.]
Please list any confirmed infiltrators and any confirmed missing persons so we are more aware of our current numbers.
Leonardo da Vinci, present. Known infiltrators: Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Known missing: Genevieve Blanchard and Zed. I... cannot sense them through our Bond. They were likely sent on a Walkabout.
For anyone who does not know about radiation and is near an area expected to get to 150 rads or more - get out of there immediately. Such radiation levels might cause adverse effects on your body, unless you have the proper protection. Find a safer place. I might be able to distribute suits from the Ivory Tower to combat the radiation, but I do not know how much they would stand out. Still, it might be worth the risk so that we are not harmed in the process.
[How about that, the Ivory Tower was useful after all.]
Please list any confirmed infiltrators and any confirmed missing persons so we are more aware of our current numbers.
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Why are you allowing your enemy to determine your victory reward?
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[Look, the reward in question threw him so off balance he didn't think too hard on this, alright?]
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Obviously, on the occasion of your victory he should be required to battle me in glorious and bloody battle.
[there's a small pause, as Istas ponders this further]
Or supply us with a years supply of delicious cakes.
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And I can't bake so unless you want your face blown off I still think fuckin is the best way to go.
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No, no that is not the best way to go. I'm the best cook here, anyway.
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And fucking is, of course, a reward of dubious merit. He has not demonstrated his skill and ability in the art of coitus. His prowess may be subpar.
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-=he actually busts out laughing at that, but its harsh and full of bug chatter=-
He could be the absolute worst lay in the history of fucking but that's not the point. It's just what he gets if he wins! Hell, I'd probably learn him a thing or two.
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Look, the point of it all is I'm not interested.
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You will accept a reward of Hajime's choosing, or you will not receive your reward if you are victorious. And I will also tear out your lungs.
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-=he has a real big issue when it comes to sex and 'demands'=-
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Can we focus on the mission at hand? We only have six weeks here at most, and we need to make them count.
Hajime, I trust you will be vague about your origins if asked. I expect the same from you, Istas. The last thing we need is this entire planet hunting down you two, and your... interesting pseudonym choices will only out you as newcomers to this planet. Keep your wits about you.
Istas, ti prego, do not attack other Investigators. We need as many allies as we can find.
And whoever this is arguing with Hajime, I do not know your voice. You must be new. Therefore I will explain this for you: we are supposed to work together on Jaunts. I know you might not want to, but we are all in this together whether we like it or not. We need to focus on finding our objective so that we can complete it and return to Liminal Space. We have six weeks. Please find a better use of your time than making sexual bets with someone who has already told you he is not interested. Learn the technology of this planet, or speak with the locals about current news, or simply find a veteran Investigator to follow for a while.
Just... be careful, all of you. I do not want to see any of you harmed if I can help it. And keep us informed of your progress.
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And don't you dare insinuate that I don't care if he's not interested.
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I am Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci, and I have been Traveling for twenty months. I am no expert, and I do not claim to know anything about this planet or our objectives during this Jaunt, but I have seen this pattern before at least a dozen times before, and it is much easier to continue an investigation if the people of this world do not realize we are outsiders.
If you wanted a private conversation, you should have made it private over the Network. I was listening and only just now chose to respond.
I'm sorry for upsetting you. But when he said no, you should have dropped the conversation.
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What is the point? -=his voice still sounds whispery and harsh, only loud enough to hear since it's being beamed right into someone's head=-
They don't even give you an objective, just dropped you on random planets to watch you dance around. They're probably taking bets right now. So why even bother cooperating at all?
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If you won't help fro the sake of the rest of us, then at the very least help for your own sake.
... furthermore, these people continue lives past our departure. What we do affects each world we've visited. I want to help them, and I am sure many on the Network agree with me. They deserve that much, if they're to be sucked into this twisted game with the rest of us, even if only for a while.
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We're not actually helping anybody. I doubt any of this is even real. It's nothing but some fucked up form of entertainment. Nothing but another god con.
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[One might notice how he keeps himself out of that.]
The Trumps might not have to go about their game this way, but they are. We have to accept that or find a way around it, but as of right now, I know of no way to control who comes and who goes.
[After a moment's pause, he continues:]
These beings that inhabit this world are real. One of my Infiltrations recently snuck into Liminal Space from their home world and took the Trumps head-on with his brothers and sisters. Furthermore, another of my Infiltrations revived the body of an Infiltrator, whose Investigator was alive at the same time, in the same world. If it were a mere illusion, a simulation for some unknown purpose, why would the Trumps have bothered keeping the Infiltrator?