synopsychic | we really, really should never be allowed to make any more npcs

Alright, alright, I'm doing the streaming thing, let's get on with it.

[Suddenly, out of nowhere, the psychic network is graced with the sight of Maria Ushiromiya standing in the middle of one of the rectangular rooms. Given the off-screen voice that's just spoken, it's fairly obvious that she's gotten Jules to 'record' this for her.

Maria waves at her audience.]

Uu! I'm Maria! Maria Ushiromiya!

When we were on the Bando Peninsula, my piece met a spirit named Sai! People say that sometimes the people we meet on the gameboards for the Jaunts are sometimes people from each other's worlds. I want to know if anyone recognizes Sai.

This is sort of what he looks like.

[Maria holds up a picture of a chubby man drawn painstakingly in colored pencil, manga-style. His eyes have noticeable sparkles in them. He's also drawn as if he's hovering a few feet above ground.]

Sometimes he poses like this.

[Maria does a 'cool' pose with her arms crossed in front of her.]

Also, he has a dance! It's called Sun Guard Style! It goes like this:

OPPA SUN GUARD STYLE!

[What follows is... well, it's certainly a dance all right. People get to see it from all angles, as Jules ends up crawling around the walls and ceiling, the better to show off the... dance.]

Okay, that's enough! You can turn your eyes off now and I'll wait for people to talk to me.

[And the psychic connection is cut]

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[Lyall has a sinking feeling as soon as he hears that name paired with that picture. Then there's the OPPA and... well, he's not transmitting his snorting laughter, but it's definitely happening, and is probably the reason for his somewhat disjointed reply.]

Um. Actually. Yes. I didn't know him in person, but there is... a version of him... on my world. He's a singer from Korea.

[Thank you, Maria, he sorely needed a good laugh.]

Edited (better icon) 2016-05-03 02:59 (UTC)

Oh! Is he happy? Do people like his singing and dancing?

[Look, Sai was the first spirit that she saw on her own without anyone manifesting them. She's very concerned for his counterpart.]

That particular song that the dance was attached to was, in fact, very popular. It's basically making fun of rich people in a neighborhood in Korea, but since most of the people watching the video of it don't understand Korean, they just like his style and confidence.

He does have a good style! I like it.

...beautiful, Maria. I see you're ready to follow in Jessica's footsteps as well as my own.

[She's not sure whether she hates this more or less than the murder skills Maria learned from being Mari, but at least this is more fun to watch.]