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synopsychic2016-05-02 06:43 pm
happyhalloween) wrote in synopsychic2016-05-02 06:43 pm
we really, really should never be allowed to make any more npcs
Alright, alright, I'm doing the streaming thing, let's get on with it.
[Suddenly, out of nowhere, the psychic network is graced with the sight of Maria Ushiromiya standing in the middle of one of the rectangular rooms. Given the off-screen voice that's just spoken, it's fairly obvious that she's gotten Jules to 'record' this for her.
Maria waves at her audience.]
Uu! I'm Maria! Maria Ushiromiya!
When we were on the Bando Peninsula, my piece met a spirit named Sai! People say that sometimes the people we meet on the gameboards for the Jaunts are sometimes people from each other's worlds. I want to know if anyone recognizes Sai.
This is sort of what he looks like.
[Maria holds up a picture of a chubby man drawn painstakingly in colored pencil, manga-style. His eyes have noticeable sparkles in them. He's also drawn as if he's hovering a few feet above ground.]
Sometimes he poses like this.
[Maria does a 'cool' pose with her arms crossed in front of her.]
Also, he has a dance! It's called Sun Guard Style! It goes like this:
OPPA SUN GUARD STYLE!
[What follows is... well, it's certainly a dance all right. People get to see it from all angles, as Jules ends up crawling around the walls and ceiling, the better to show off the... dance.]
Okay, that's enough! You can turn your eyes off now and I'll wait for people to talk to me.
[And the psychic connection is cut]
[Suddenly, out of nowhere, the psychic network is graced with the sight of Maria Ushiromiya standing in the middle of one of the rectangular rooms. Given the off-screen voice that's just spoken, it's fairly obvious that she's gotten Jules to 'record' this for her.
Maria waves at her audience.]
Uu! I'm Maria! Maria Ushiromiya!
When we were on the Bando Peninsula, my piece met a spirit named Sai! People say that sometimes the people we meet on the gameboards for the Jaunts are sometimes people from each other's worlds. I want to know if anyone recognizes Sai.
This is sort of what he looks like.
[Maria holds up a picture of a chubby man drawn painstakingly in colored pencil, manga-style. His eyes have noticeable sparkles in them. He's also drawn as if he's hovering a few feet above ground.]
Sometimes he poses like this.
[Maria does a 'cool' pose with her arms crossed in front of her.]
Also, he has a dance! It's called Sun Guard Style! It goes like this:
OPPA SUN GUARD STYLE!
[What follows is... well, it's certainly a dance all right. People get to see it from all angles, as Jules ends up crawling around the walls and ceiling, the better to show off the... dance.]
Okay, that's enough! You can turn your eyes off now and I'll wait for people to talk to me.
[And the psychic connection is cut]
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[...]
I wasn't doing his dance in an infirmary. I made sure.
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No...no you're not in an infirmary...
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Oh! I figured out how to teleport from that stuff you told me about! I'm getting pretty good at it!
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...What.
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[oh god what has he done]
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Excuse me, I. Need to go find somewhere where I can sit and regret all of my life choices now.
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