[Open Broadcast for Investigators]

[reachforthekey]

Who: Any and all investigators.
When: 130 AM, after everyone’s been booked and tossed in the drunk tank.
What: The start of the investigation.

I’ll give it just eight hours, then I’m breaking us out of here.

[If it’s possible for a mental voice to sound as if it’s being pressed through gritted teeth, Eren’s does, a mixture of frustration and determination that comes through loud and clear even disembodied.]

We should do a roll call. Who still remembers who they are? And… is an ace of spades just a guy who’s really good with a shovel?

Anyway, I’ll start. Eren Jaeger, Investigator. Armin Arlert, Infiltrator.

Comments

[moredakka]

[Oh shit now you got her started.]

Yeah! Smith & Wesson .38/44 Heavy Duty and Colt Official Police. I've never seen ones this new. Ooohh, they're so nice... no wonder the Colt Official was so popular, they used it for a whole sixty years and even in World War II! I want to touch theeeeeeeeeeeem...

[nicerear]

[Gunner senses tingling.]

If we get out of this in one piece, remind me to tell you about what we use back home.

[moredakka]

[KINDRED SOULS??]

Do you use laser guns?

[nicerear]

We call them blasters. They swiped mine when they tossed us in here, but if we get out of here and get our stuff back, remind me later.

[moredakka]

Wuh- wait, the police took it? The police have your laser gun??

[nicerear]

Pretty standard when you get arrested anywhere, isn't it?

[moredakka]

But! But it's a laser gun! And it's like the, the 20s! What if they decide to play around with it and it explodes??

[nicerear]

The 20what?

I'd think any form of law enforcement would have better safety training than to do anything that stupid, but I've been wrong before. I mean. Imperials...

[moredakka]

The 1920s! They don't know what laser guns are, I mean they don't even know what lasers are! They're really really primitive!