[Open Broadcast for Investigators]

[reachforthekey]

Who: Any and all investigators.
When: 130 AM, after everyone’s been booked and tossed in the drunk tank.
What: The start of the investigation.

I’ll give it just eight hours, then I’m breaking us out of here.

[If it’s possible for a mental voice to sound as if it’s being pressed through gritted teeth, Eren’s does, a mixture of frustration and determination that comes through loud and clear even disembodied.]

We should do a roll call. Who still remembers who they are? And… is an ace of spades just a guy who’s really good with a shovel?

Anyway, I’ll start. Eren Jaeger, Investigator. Armin Arlert, Infiltrator.

Comments

[reachforthekey]

Compared to most jaunts, that could be pretty easy... and I've heard of America before! This isn't how I pictured it, though... they're the strong ones, always at war... a country full of rich guys, right?

[moredakka]

Well I've actually never been, so... but yeah, their military is super strong! And they are pretty rich. They have really big cars and they eat a lot of hamburgers...

[reachforthekey]

I don't know if any of that helps us, though...

[moredakka]

Sorry, sorry... ughh, I don't know anything about investigating. If we were supposed to fight something that'd be really easy! But crime and stuff, that's really not my thing. I just know that there's a lot of crime? If this is the 20s, then this is when Al Capone and Dick Tracy were around...

[reachforthekey]

Fighting crime... that's something we could do, but there's probably something specific, that would make a big change.

[moredakka]

But we don't know what it is, so... uh, should we just fight crime in the meantime?

[reachforthekey]

We could...

[moredakka]

Then we'd definitely be helping this world somehow, right...?

[reachforthekey]

Definitely.

[nicerear]

Wait, what are hamburgers?

[moredakka]

Ehh? It's this food, it's like ground beef with pieces of bread, and you put in mayo and ketchup and barbecue sauce and pickles... you really are from another world.

[nicerear]

So, the obvious and ever-important follow-up question - are they good?

[moredakka]

They're great! But, I don't think they're really good for you...

[nicerear]

Most good things aren't.

[moredakka]

Uhh, some... things... [she's having a hard time coming up with examples. Unfortunate hobbies thy name is Sio.]

[nicerear]

Wait, how old are you?

[Is this a conversation he shouldn't be having.]

[moredakka]

Uhh, sixteen...?

[Yeah this question has never ever ended well for her.]