Drizzt Asks Important Questions

[naturaltwohands]

This is Drizzt Do'Urden, and I have a simple question: what does one do in Liminal Space beside read books? It is too small to have anything left to explore, unless one tries to scale the wall.

[He does not sound frustrated, but in a good general mood. Drizzt seems more amused about it than anything, and he figures someone will have a good answer for him.]

I ask because I am afraid boredom begins to strike at my heart with my blades still for so long, and I need something more to combat it properly. Perhaps one of you has advice?

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[naturaltwohands]

My father is one of those good ones. Perhaps I am doomed, then, in the near future. [Amusement at the idea, at least, goes through him.] He is already plotting to be a better father, I am certain.

... Thankfully, my father knows none of these jokes, and I truly hope he never does.

[cawfullyironic]

shit dude
youre a gonner like for sure
dad jokes aint something you learn they just happen
its like a motherfuckin INSTINCT
i guarantee you theyll just blossom in his mind one day and your life aint never gonna be the same again
always dreading the moment when hes gonna drop a load of fatherly horror all over your unsuspecting face

[naturaltwohands]

[And now he's finally chuckling. CRANKY MOOD BE GONE.]

I look forward to the horror.