Drizzt Asks Important Questions

[naturaltwohands]

This is Drizzt Do'Urden, and I have a simple question: what does one do in Liminal Space beside read books? It is too small to have anything left to explore, unless one tries to scale the wall.

[He does not sound frustrated, but in a good general mood. Drizzt seems more amused about it than anything, and he figures someone will have a good answer for him.]

I ask because I am afraid boredom begins to strike at my heart with my blades still for so long, and I need something more to combat it properly. Perhaps one of you has advice?

Comments

[failgoyle]

"I dunno man, the way that place was run..." Jules shakes his head and seems a bit mystified by that question. "Well, yeah." He shrugs. "I guess there's all girls' schools and all boys' schools, and we had gym separate, but yeah, for the most part, the girls and boys were all together."

[naturaltwohands]

"I am drow; I have my ways," Drizzt reassures him, and then he shrugs with amusement. "There are separation of the sexes in Menzoberranzan. The fighter and wizard schools belonged to the males, but only females could go to the school that allowed them to become priestesses of Lolth. ... Your school is better by far, I assure you. Ours only taught evil."

[failgoyle]

"See, and with ours, they try to teach a bunch of stuff but mostly you just learn how to navigate the most complicated social minefield ever." Jules nods sagely.

[naturaltwohands]

"I'm certain drow are worse," Drizzt shrugs a bit. "You do not have to worry about others attempting to assassinate you, certainly."

[failgoyle]

"Only socially," Jules says cheerfully. "But that was more a thing the girls did, anyway."

[naturaltwohands]

"I did not realize that human schools were so difficult," Drizzt replies back cheerfully. "That makes me feel slightly better about my own."

He's joking, really.

[failgoyle]

"Guess unpleasant high schools are a universal constant," Jules muses with a laugh.

[naturaltwohands]

"Why is it called high school? Is it held in a tower?" Drizzt asks with quite a deal of amusement.

[failgoyle]

"You know," Jules says thoughtfully, "I have no idea. It just...is."

[naturaltwohands]

Drizzt sighs and shakes his head, speaking in a teasing manner. "Humans are weird."

[failgoyle]

"So weird," Jules laments. "So, so very weird..."

[naturaltwohands]

"But I am a drow ranger," Drizzt states. "Who am I to judge?"

[failgoyle]

"...maybe weirdness is universal..." Jules muses.

SOB so we can either end this or go back to computer questions?

[naturaltwohands]

"Perhaps so," Drizzt chuckles, shaking his head. "Perhaps so."

Fade and move onward to new things?

[failgoyle]

"Probably...probably." Yeah. Jules gets that.

Yes this sounds good. SUCCESS.

[naturaltwohands]

"At least some things change, no matter where you are from."