Sorry for the Food Snob

[chalicejoker]

How the hell can you make it to adulthood without being able to cook anything? Or even caring what's in what you eat?

Someone else come teach this idiot about food before I deck him.

[Following this argument, Hajime can't take it anymore. Someone come prevent a fight, please.]

Comments

[venetianprince]

Eh? What's happening? Who on earth can't cook? Do I have to teach them? What are they eating?!

[Here comes the very alarmed resident gourmet.]

[chalicejoker]

Tachibana can't cook.

And yes. Yes, you can teach him. Be my guest.

[venetianprince]

...! I need to teach him...! Everyone should know how to cook, even just simple things! How will you feed yourself otherwise?

I'll get right on it!

[chalicejoker]

Seriously? That would be great.

Even if he's going to insist he doesn't need to know.

[venetianprince]

Everyone needs to know how to cook...! I'll definitely try to teach him!

[chalicejoker]

Good luck. He's getting all grumpy about it.

[venetianprince]

To be fair, caro, you're a little grumpy about it, too. [He giggles in amusement and it rings across the network.]

But I'm gonna try my best~! I'll ask him next time I see him to come cook with me.