Sorry for the Food Snob

[chalicejoker]

How the hell can you make it to adulthood without being able to cook anything? Or even caring what's in what you eat?

Someone else come teach this idiot about food before I deck him.

[Following this argument, Hajime can't take it anymore. Someone come prevent a fight, please.]

Comments

[fridgeninja]

I'm on my way.

[chalicejoker]

Good.

He's got some kind of weird, unidentifiable loaf thing he won't stop eating.

[senpaidol]

That's kinda sad. At least take care about what you put in your body, right?

[Rise you put paté on a goddamn omelet, and that's without even going into the flavoring.]

[chalicejoker]

He's going to die of some sort of accidental sodium overdose at this rate.

[bite_the_hand]

Food is food. Why does how it's cooked or what's in it matter so much?

[fruitknife]

You'd be surprised. How bad is it?

[chalicejoker]

[Heaven help him, there's another one.]

I cook it for a living. It matters.

And when there's so much of it around, and all you're eating is some weird, unidentifiable loaf thing instead of literally anything else.

[chalicejoker]

He's eating some weird gelatinous loaf, and all he can tell me about it is that there's some kind of meat in it. That's it.

And he doesn't seem to care.

[fruitknife]

...The fuck. That's worse than Aki and his damn protein obsession.

[At least someone understands the problem.]

[venetianprince]

Eh? What's happening? Who on earth can't cook? Do I have to teach them? What are they eating?!

[Here comes the very alarmed resident gourmet.]

[fridgeninja]

Is it meat?

[senpaidol]

I'm partial to a nice salty udon soup myself, but that can be a real problem if everything you eat is processed or something...

[chalicejoker]

He claims at least some of it is.

Don't ask him what kind. He doesn't know.

[chalicejoker]

It's one thing to salt a specific dish the way you like it. It's another to be oblivious to the way they put so much of it into prepackaged stuff.

[chalicejoker]

I know, right? He just keeps eating it!

[fridgeninja]

Mystery Food X strikes again...

[chalicejoker]

Tachibana can't cook.

And yes. Yes, you can teach him. Be my guest.

[fruitknife]

Why would you do that to yourself?

[uzoda]

Aw, come on, Hajime, it's not that bad! As... as long as it's not spoiled, or anything!

Please tell me he's not eating something that's spoiled.

[chalicejoker]

...you know, it's so nasty-looking by default, I honestly couldn't tell you.

[chalicejoker]

I'm going to put a warning sign up on the container when he's done.

Or maybe before he's done, let him complain.

[chalicejoker]

Especially when there are so many better things around to eat? I have no idea.

[summerorange]

Is it that bad, Hajime-san?

[Well, this is certainly troubling. Considering how obsessive the other World of Blade was about food, though, this isn't too surprising to Natsumi.]

[uzoda]

Okay, okay, you've... I've got the solution. You've just got to give him something else!

[fruitknife]

God, it's the dorm all over again. How id anyone make it this long?