Sorry for the Food Snob

[chalicejoker]

How the hell can you make it to adulthood without being able to cook anything? Or even caring what's in what you eat?

Someone else come teach this idiot about food before I deck him.

[Following this argument, Hajime can't take it anymore. Someone come prevent a fight, please.]

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[chalicejoker]

[Heaven help him, there's another one.]

I cook it for a living. It matters.

And when there's so much of it around, and all you're eating is some weird, unidentifiable loaf thing instead of literally anything else.

[bite_the_hand]

So you had the resources to be picky about what ingredients you got to use and what kinds of food you got to eat. Good for you.

[Speaking of sodium overdose, there's enough salt in Eren's tone to open a mine.]

[chalicejoker]

Look, all I'm saying is that when you're surrounded by all the food that's around here, eating mystery loaf of all things doesn't make any sense.

[bite_the_hand]

I'm not arguing with that part! I'm arguing with being looked down on for not knowing how to cook fancy shit and not being picky when I'd be dead right now if I cared that much about what's in my food!

[chalicejoker]

All I'm saying is that he should learn to make it for himself, doesn't have to be anything fancy.

[bite_the_hand]

So why don't you teach him to make his own food from Liminal energy instead of complaining about it!

[chalicejoker]

He won't listen to me.

[bite_the_hand]

That's not a surprise if you're talking to him like you're talking to the Network.

[If you're acting like a jerk, people usually aren't going to listen to you. This is a thing he's learned from experience.]

[chalicejoker]

It's because it's me, no other reason.

[bite_the_hand]

Which is the same as what I just said.

[Because clearly if it has to do with Hajime specifically it's because he was talking like a jerk to the guy like he was to the Network.]

[chalicejoker]

We're assholes to each other.

It's what we do.

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[thornsofmalkav]

Hajime, Eren lived through a famine. I dunno about your friend, but Eren does have a reason to be the least picky about food.

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[chalicejoker]

Ahhhh, shit. I didn't mean...

Shit.

Re: private and protected

[thornsofmalkav]

It's okay, you didn't know. But yeah, him and Armin and Mikasa all went through that stuff. Jean too maybe.

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[chalicejoker]

Damn.

I mean, I was just trying to piss Tachibana off a little, not...rub salt in old wounds or anything.