Percy is so very sorry

[mightypen]

So uh… funny thing. You guys remember how I can do that water stuff? Well, okay maybe some of you don’t know because I’ve been gone since forever and have some memory problems.

[Again.]

So hi newbies, I’m Percy. I’m mostly harmless and like blue things and can breathe underwater… among other things.

Anyway, I’m gonna apologize in advance for whatever shenanigans my dad’s side of the family puts us through. They’re not all that bad, really, they’re just…. well, they’re gods. They don’t really get humans all that well.

Blah blah blah, my dad’s Poseidon and that might either really help us here or turn out terribly for me depending. I can help you guys with cover stories if you end up having to use your powers or whatever out in public, demigods aren’t exactly a new thing and if you say you’re one most folks probably won’t be too upset if you break something.

Try not to break things though, it’s not nice.

I can give folks pointers on do's and don't's of ancient Greek society too, though it's mostly "don't claim to be something you're not" and in this case... "Assume everyone might be a god in disguise, even the animals because Zeus is a bit odd sometimes" and don't take sides if asked to judge something.

Uh... I guess folks can also check in here?

Comments

[mightypen]

Dude. Chill.

Wind spirits are a thing, and they tend to be uh... tricksters like that.

[failgoyle]

Elementals are all assholes! All of them! They're just too detached from everything!

[mightypen]

But without them the wind woudn't blow to fill sails or spread seeds or cool off hot days.

Just because something inconvenient for you doesn't mean it's bad.

[failgoyle]

Look, I'm pretty sure we're dealing with different types of elementals--where I come from, we have wind and stuff without humans who get changed into it and kind of forget what a physical body is.