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[There's a livestream of a bit of ranting and some holding cells that cuts off before Zed speaks.]

Someone give me a good reason I shouldn't just blast everyone with darkness and be done with it.

...I do not know what either of these things are.

[There's a brief memory of a vaccuum being streamed for Altair.]

It sucks dirt and stuff up to clean.

...Are there any vacuum-related vulgarities I should avoid saying?

Nothing specific, no.

But you shouldn't say you want to sleep with one, because that's just weird.

That sounds both weird and painful.

Yeah, my overlay knows a guy who had to go to the hospital after trying. Real painful.

...I have no words.

[ This is not how he wanted to learn about modern household appliances. ]