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[whydoyoushine]

[There's a livestream of a bit of ranting and some holding cells that cuts off before Zed speaks.]

Someone give me a good reason I shouldn't just blast everyone with darkness and be done with it.

Comments

[naturaltwohands]

Carefully?

[whydoyoushine]

...it's gonna get done, that's not enough?

[naturaltwohands]

We should not risk exposing our existence if it is not necessary.

[whydoyoushine]

Hey, I already exist here as far as everyone's concerned. And I haven't done anything out of the ordinary for the guy they think I am. It'll be fine.

[Just ignore what he might do in the future, it's all good, all good...]

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt sighs over the network.]

... What can I do to assure that you will not do anything ill-advised?

[whydoyoushine]

I dunno...

[There's a long pause.]

...got anything shiny?

[naturaltwohands]

... How much do you require to buy your cooperation? I can make things that will permanently remain, and I have seen quite a few treasures in my time.

[whydoyoushine]

...five treasures. Good ones.

[naturaltwohands]

Any requests?

[Oh good he's being reasonable.]

[whydoyoushine]

Stuff worthy of an emperor.

[Because he is one and this is fair in his mind.]

[naturaltwohands]

[A chuckle.]

That I can do, my friend. That, I can do.