I hate it when I have to bring the plan together

[dontbetoncurry]

So yeah, I get it, we're going to this Harrowgate place and a lot of you had a bad time there. Thing is while I'm sure defense against the dark arts or whatever you are calling it is important, it sounds more like a class that you teach to dorky wizards. I think we need to work out practical logistics.

Some people are saying the network is gunna be a mess, and you know what that means a more low tech solution. I propose that on the second day we're there around noon, we choose a location, like a city hall, or bar, or something, and meet there with a password like "Hey, where's a guy get a pint around here?" or something else reasonable to ask that wouldn't freak out the locals. Then when we know what the heck is going on we can hammer out a better plan.

Trust me, you work as a hit man as long as I have you make backup plans to meet with your pals to get a job done. After a day we'll have better knowledge of the mess we're in and we can hammer something together then. I mean really, have any of these jaunts started killing people the day we hit the ground?

Comments

[awitchdidit]

Oh, a successful amateur demon summoner? I'm all the more impressed that you seem to still be alive, or at least in possession of all your faculties.

[dontbetoncurry]

We had worked together in the past, and I had a thing he wanted. Not that I'd ever call him up again.

Then again he had a thing I wanted. Long story, involved having the Demon King of Madness become the bartender at the place I drink.

[awitchdidit]

I don't believe we've been introduced, but I can already tell you're a man of excellent taste. If you give me this gentleman's name and a good reference, I'll give you the same for the finest baker in Hell.

[dontbetoncurry]

Who? Baytor? Nice guy, makes a mean... Dunno what it is, but it is good. But just don't expect him to make much conversation that isn't gibberish and you go to Noonan's in the Cauldron of Gotham City.

I'm Tommy, Tommy Monaghan from Gotham City.

[awitchdidit]

Beatrice the Golden. Beatrice, really. You don't seem the type to use many titles.

[dontbetoncurry]

Titles loose something after you've killed the entire Men's Room Louie Family.

[awitchdidit]

I'm going to regret asking where that name came from, and yet I can't help myself.

[dontbetoncurry]

Very powerful mob boss.... With a condition that kept him needin to be within 5 minutes of a toilet at all times. Eventually built a fancied up men's room to do business in.

[awitchdidit]

Maybe I'm more capable of precognition than I gave myself credit for...

[dontbetoncurry]

Gotham city is a terrible place.