Drizzt Asks Important Questions

[naturaltwohands]

This is Drizzt Do'Urden, and I have a simple question: what does one do in Liminal Space beside read books? It is too small to have anything left to explore, unless one tries to scale the wall.

[He does not sound frustrated, but in a good general mood. Drizzt seems more amused about it than anything, and he figures someone will have a good answer for him.]

I ask because I am afraid boredom begins to strike at my heart with my blades still for so long, and I need something more to combat it properly. Perhaps one of you has advice?

Comments

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt cannot follow more than like a sliver of that.]

Not lame, wonderful. We have been separated by death until now. He's not very overbearing, and I am far too old for him to restrict me. I go as I please. We also love each other dearly.

[Oh, that naivety is showing, Drizzt. At some point, you will find out that Zak still has the right to tell you what to do. Beware.

And then Drizzt cannot help but ask:]

... What exactly is a "dad joke"?

[cawfullyironic]

-=it's a sliver more than some manage=-

pretty sure dads got some sort of superpower that allows them to retain dominion for life
especially good dads that are the best they are at what they do
like they got a masters in fathering from a collegate of esteemed dads
lords of both a stern hand and fatherhood japery

dude dad jokes are like the worst puns in the history of mankind
like the lowest form of amusement reviled by children and revered by their fathers if only because they make their kids squirm in sheer embarassment

[naturaltwohands]

My father is one of those good ones. Perhaps I am doomed, then, in the near future. [Amusement at the idea, at least, goes through him.] He is already plotting to be a better father, I am certain.

... Thankfully, my father knows none of these jokes, and I truly hope he never does.

[cawfullyironic]

shit dude
youre a gonner like for sure
dad jokes aint something you learn they just happen
its like a motherfuckin INSTINCT
i guarantee you theyll just blossom in his mind one day and your life aint never gonna be the same again
always dreading the moment when hes gonna drop a load of fatherly horror all over your unsuspecting face

[naturaltwohands]

[And now he's finally chuckling. CRANKY MOOD BE GONE.]

I look forward to the horror.