Audio, after the Jaunt

[failgoyle]

[Unsurprisingly, almost as soon as everyone returns to Liminal Space after the Jaunt, there's screaming on the network again. At least he's had the presence of mind to filter it from Rose this time.]

SORRYSORRYI'MSOSORRYI'MSOSORRYFOREVERYTHINGTHATIDIDIDIDN'TMEANANYOFIT...

[Good luck to anyone who wants to get anything other than an incoherent apology out of him for the forseeable future.]

Comments

[wildmagician]

How to know we're back in Liminal: Jules screaming about something.

Calm down, will you.

[summerorange]

If I have to shut him up after every single world...

[wildmagician]

I bet even if we went to a very happy place and had a very happy time, he'd still come up with a reason to yell...

[ofinspiration]

Can anyone shut him up? Perhaps a preemptive psychic mute the moment a jaunt ends?

I swear if he doesn't stop, I'll kill him. I really will.

[wildmagician]

We clearly need to try and develop an auto-mute skill. Maybe the Arcana could provide us that for the sake of our mental ears...

[failgoyle]

Y-you wouldn't do that, would you?

[hazardlight]

Ok I hear you, but counterpoint: do you really want to hear what he's like after a turn in the floor.

[failgoyle]

Easy for you to say, you didn't go around murdering and poisoning and torturing people!

[thornsofmalkav]

Jules, she's literally the Devil. She probably wouldn't care.

[haveabiscuit]

Jules, breathe.

[She can complain about the screaming or she can try to get him calm. And given that the words are psychic she can't be sure he is breathing actually.]

[failgoyle]

IT'S VERY HARD!

I did terrible things!

[hazardlight]

Fuck's sake, dude, some of us were trying to rest...

[failgoyle]

I'm just trying to apologize!

[willyousee]

Jules, no one believes you would actually do that. Close your eyes and take a deep breath for me please.

[At least Alcuin is being soothing and nonconfrontational?]

[failgoyle]

[That is helpful! Even though he's kind of having trouble with the breathing because he refuses to publicly admit that he is crying, alas.]

That's, um, easier said than done when you're, uh, upset...

[volving]

[ VERY LOUDLY, and sounding grumpy about it. ]

STOP.

[failgoyle]

I'm just trying to apologize!

[At least it's quieter that time.]

[fearinahandfulof]

...Jules?

[failgoyle]

...yeah. I was...I didn't see you there on the Jaunt, that's good, I probably would've been awful to you, too.

[shiroganeheir]

Did you push someone into an alternate dimension behind a television to be killed by a manifestation of what they were suppressing about themselves?

[failgoyle]

No, but I pushed Malik into a cave to die after he swallowed my poison tentacle and then I tortured people and there were other murders they never pinned on me, and it was all so awful!

[awitchdidit]

Since everyone else is responding to this with understanding or complaining, I'll try to break the trend and say that your return to your usual habits is reassuring.

[failgoyle]

It...um...really?

[happyhalloween]

It's okay, Papa! I'm not mad!

[Really, Julius would have fit right in with the Ushiromiya family adults.]

[failgoyle]

You're...you're not?

Because I don't think I was a good dad that time around...