[Jaunt] the bug is angry

[virioncomplex]

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.

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[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Well, the most crushable thing isn't all that useful unless you plan on impregnating someone while you're here, but it would be rather painful, so I expect that's for the best. [cheerfully]

[And some time later, a man in a white yoga with blue and red trim and a handsome mustache will appear, looking around expectantly, scanning faces for someone who looks distinctly uncomfortable.]