[Jaunt] the bug is angry

[virioncomplex]

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.

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[slipperyslope]

You're an insect! Of course I'm talking to an insect why am I even---Look: You don't hear me making fun of your... insect parts, so how about we live and let live, alright?

And just for the record, we manage just fine... For the most part.

[virioncomplex]

If I'm gong to be trapped in one of your useless, squishy bodies I'm going to bitch as much as I damn well please!

[slipperyslope]

Oh, so you're trapped in a squishy human body, and now everyone has to su---wait, run that by me again. You're an insect trapped in a human body: did I get that right?

[virioncomplex]

That's exactly what I just said. Why am I doomed to attract all the stupid ones.