virioncomplex: (human: 01)
Faed pa'Varuun ([personal profile] virioncomplex) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2016-05-11 07:59 pm

[Jaunt] the bug is angry

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.
bite_the_hand: (Yelling!)

[personal profile] bite_the_hand 2016-05-19 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant before you told me, dumbass!
bite_the_hand: (You're an idiot)

[personal profile] bite_the_hand 2016-05-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a loud, exasperated growl before the telepathic equivalent of slamming the phone down on the receiver.]