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Er... Sorry to bother everyone with something so... comparatively inconsequential, but...

[ Jess pauses for a moment or two, because she can't help feeling awkward about this. This is so stupid. ]

I don't make a good blonde. And quite honestly, I really hate to fulfill my parents' dream of being their perfect Aryan superchild, and my roots are growing in, so...

Black hairdye. Can someone make it for me? I can't really... pay you back, but I'll do what I can.

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If you happen to locate any that is white by accident, please let me know. [Drizzt, that isn't how hair dye works.] ... I'm afraid all I can offer is a way to dye it orange, which I would not suggest.

[Don't ask. Just don't.]

Uhh... someone could probably come up with bleach, but it doesn't sound like that's what you're going for. Though who knows, maybe you'd make a better blonde than I do.

[ Pause. ]

Okay, I have to ask, what happened with the orange?

[A bit of an amused sound over the network.]

Only old drow females are blond. Males go silver. Mine is still white, which is what I would be going for.

If you know of Davesprite, never run into him. Or, more precisely, through him. The orange "goo" that he will leave behind will stain.

...I'll keep an eye out.

Maybe you'll get lucky and your hair will go back to normal after the next jaunt.

We can only hope—and perhaps so will yours.

In the meantime, do you know any of the ingredients of black hair dye? If they are natural, I might be able to find some of them.

Uh... not really, no. I buy mine from the store, and it's all made of chemicals.

Chemicals? Father told me to avoid those since they made him sick. Are you certain they're safe?

[He's a hippie ranger from a high fantasy world that has no idea what chemicals even are, and he even talks like he's from that sort of world. Forgive him.]

[ She sounds a little amused, now. ]

They're safe, as long as you don't drink them... or breathe them too much. I'm immune to toxins, so I'm completely safe even if I decided to do that. Which... I don't plan to.

Well, I would hope you wouldn't drink it.

[Drizzt knows she was just joking, but he can't help himself, because the thought is amusing.]

Being immune to toxins would be useful. Father said the soaps and shampoos made him feel nauseous and disgusting.

[Drow elves are still elves.]

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