backdated to the day after the shift from clonetemple mountain to basketballroom

[thornsofmalkav]

Guys! Guys, there's a Titan here! I think it's a Titan? He's huge and naked and hanging crepe paper from the chandelier and I don't think he's noticed me yet.

I'm gonna try to fly up and stab him. Survey dudes, please give me back-up, he's fucking terrifying.

[OOC: Anyone who wants can handwave seeing Eren in Titan shifted form trying to help decorate the basket ballroom. Or even doing his shift. Sadly, Thorne missed the shift happening which is why this.]

Comments

... much later

[thornsofmalkav]

... I should have listened to you.

[amadine]

Are you all right?

[thornsofmalkav]

Yeah. But the Titan really was Eren after all and now I think his other best friend wants to kill me.

[amadine]

Did you actually harm him?

[thornsofmalkav]

I stabbed him a little. But I missed his vulnerable spot so he was okay.

[amadine]

No worse than he might get in a streetfight, then.

[thornsofmalkav]

... do you think she'll buy that as a reason not to kill me?

[amadine]

I suppose that depends on whether or not she has the sense to consider the consequences.

[thornsofmalkav]

Or if she does it in a way I can't recover from.

[amadine]

I've met some of the people who call you friend, Thorne. Killing you permanently is far from the safe option.

[thornsofmalkav]

... okay. Yeah. I do have the knack of collecting scary people. But, like, the scariest one of all is her other best friend.

[amadine]

If it were me judging the scales, that would be a heavy weight on the side of not killing you. Murdering the friend of a friend is a good way to damage that friendship for good.

[thornsofmalkav]

... that's a really good point.

[amadine]

I do manage them occasionally.

Still, if you need somewhere to lay low, you're welcome in my apartment.

[thornsofmalkav]

If I do, I'll come over. I... think she's decided to spare me this time. But I'll definitely be keeping that in mind.