backdated to the day after the shift from clonetemple mountain to basketballroom

[thornsofmalkav]

Guys! Guys, there's a Titan here! I think it's a Titan? He's huge and naked and hanging crepe paper from the chandelier and I don't think he's noticed me yet.

I'm gonna try to fly up and stab him. Survey dudes, please give me back-up, he's fucking terrifying.

[OOC: Anyone who wants can handwave seeing Eren in Titan shifted form trying to help decorate the basket ballroom. Or even doing his shift. Sadly, Thorne missed the shift happening which is why this.]

Comments

[professorwolf]

Wait, wait, why would you stab him? He's just hanging crepe paper?

[Lyall does not know what a titan is aside from a pre-Greek-god being.]

[timelessinventor]

That's just Eren, Thorne darling. He is a shifter of some sort. He is only hanging decorations. He's an extremely helpful young man.

[sombercomedienne]

What the mirthless fuck is a "titan."

[amadine]

[What. No, really, what.]

Is naked paper-hanging a declaration of war on your world?

[willyousee]

Thorne, no! Not without reinforcements!

[bite_the_hand]

[Eren was trying to mostly ignore the Network, except for when he was board. Right now? He was in his titan form, a full 15 meters tall (just a hair under the height of the ceiling itself) but positioned crouched down on his knees to better work with the chandelier he was currently helping to decorate. This was his first attempt at dexterity rather than strength, and he was very pleased with how well this body was handling the task despite the large hands. Pleased enough he was doing some rather tone-deaf humming as he worked. Which in this body sounded more like growls and probably did not help her realize her mistake. But there were still a few keywords that would yank his full attention back to the Network, and "titan" was at the very top of that list. Immediately he tenses and goes quiet, quickly looking around the room.]

There's a titan!? [Despite not streaming his actual voice, there was quite a bit of surprise and fear and anger in his mental tone.] What do you mean there's a titan!? There's-

[...Wait. He's a titan right now. Oh. Oh fuck. He can't defend himself either with people around his feat like this without serious risk of hurting someone!]

THORNE WAIT!

[backwordscompatible]

[...a titan? Like, as in the Greek mythology kind? Or was that Roman? But, more importantly:]

Why is it naked?

[callyourname]

If you even try to attack him, I'll kill you.

[rustyhonesty]

If he has a stupid looking face which mostly consists of teeth and black, unruly hair, it's Jaeger. He's nothing to worry about, really.