[Jaunt] the bug is angry

[virioncomplex]

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.

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[bite_the_hand]

Then what the fuck should I call you!?

[Give him a word and he'll use it. But really, at least he chose to be bluntly descriptive instead of spouting out something even more insulting.]

[Also Faed will get to hear Eren make a rather pained sounding near-whimper at just the mention of cutting it off. Which he very clearly did not mean to make, let alone broadcast.] Yeah, you'd really regret doing that.

[virioncomplex]

My name is Faed and I'm an insect. Calling someone a bug is like asking to get your face broken.

[bite_the_hand]

Alright, insect then! How the hell was I supposed to know that!?

[virioncomplex]

I just told you!

[bite_the_hand]

I meant before you told me, dumbass!

[virioncomplex]

Well now you know!!

[bite_the_hand]

[There's a loud, exasperated growl before the telepathic equivalent of slamming the phone down on the receiver.]