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[Jaunt] the bug is angry

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.

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YES! That's exactly what I'm saying! I'm a fucking insect and your stupid fireblooded anatomy is like a living hell!

...Oh. [Awkward pause.] So... what, you normally don't have anything there, but since there aren't any bug-things here you got turned into a human?

I guess that's not too weird, since sometimes they turn humans into other things.

Of course I have something there! It's just different and not hanging down and getting in the damn way of everything! How are you expected to function like this?

Hey I don't know how alien bug reproduction works! ...And I don't want to know, so don't try to explain it!

[Because he's streaming his voice the sound of something half sigh, half annoyed growl comes through loud and clear.]

Okay, I guess that would feel really weird. Titans don't have reproductive organs, but I'd never really thought about it much when I turned into one. Being used to the other way around does seem like it'd be weirder.

Don't you fucking call me that!

-=he knows the guy isn't going to know what not to say, but he's already angry so he doesn't have a whole lot of lenience right now=-

And weird doesn't even come close. I'd cut the whole mess off if I didn't think it would screw me over later.

-=it would probably just grow back anyway=-

Then what the fuck should I call you!?

[Give him a word and he'll use it. But really, at least he chose to be bluntly descriptive instead of spouting out something even more insulting.]

[Also Faed will get to hear Eren make a rather pained sounding near-whimper at just the mention of cutting it off. Which he very clearly did not mean to make, let alone broadcast.] Yeah, you'd really regret doing that.