[Jaunt] the bug is angry

[virioncomplex]

What the fuck? What the fuck!

-=unlike when he was infiltrating as a human, his voice still sounds harsh and whispery (though loud enough over the network) and he is clearly in a tizzy about something=-

How do you mammals move around like this? I can't- it's all just out there?? I can't take a step without this impractical sack of meat and skin bouncing around between my legs.

What the hell am I doing wrong? Are you supposed to tuck it away somewhere so walking doesn't feel like you're punching yourself in the dick over and over again? What is wrong with nature, this is such a horrible design.

Comments

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Did you need some help with that, darling?

[slipperyslope]

Christ al---alright, I don't know who you are or why you decided to beam your schlong related grievances directly into my brain, but---What's your issue here anyway? Did you just notice it hanging out there?

[mysunnydisposition]

Whoa, okay, first of all? Maybe a little inappropriate to just start... yelling about that. Telepathically or out loud.

[ God, please don't start yelling about your dick where the locals can hear. That... might go over better here than other places, but still probably a bad idea. ]

...I can't really offer any suggestions for your actual problem. I don't... have those parts. Sorry.

[bite_the_hand]

What the hell's your problem!?